Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...