The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...