Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...