I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...