Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...