Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...