The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Obey the speed limit
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Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.