Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...