Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...