Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...