Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...