Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...