Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...