Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...