My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...