Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...