New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...