La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!