Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...