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There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
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A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...