Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...