Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...