Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Ten years on a deserted island
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Why did he fire you?
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2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
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Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
R.A.P.
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Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...