Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Useful work phrases
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How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Stalagmice!
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Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...