Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...