Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...