Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...