How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....