Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...