Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...