Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...