Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...