Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...