Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...