The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...