Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...