A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...