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Too Much Computer
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Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
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An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
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The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...