What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...