Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...