My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!