5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Fortune Cookie….
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