Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...