An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...