Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....