Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...