What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!