The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!