Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...