First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!