An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...